There’s a local grill that had the best mac and cheese in town. When I order a burger there, I exchange the fries for a side order of m&c, then order a second side of m&c to go with it.
Speaking of which, it’s about time for a return visit…
This is like “hey, did you know you’re wearing one brown sock and one navy blue sock?” “Yeah, and the funny thing is I’ve got another pair at home just like it.”
So, if I tell you that today is opposite day, does that mean that today really isn’t opposite day? Just when does the opposite factor come into place? What if I announce that tomorrow will be opposite day ? If you consider the opposite of tomorrow to be yesterday, then that would mean that yesterday was opposite day (but it wasn’t, so it was the opposite of opposite, meaning that it did follow the opposite rule…)
MikeJ over 4 years ago
There’s a local grill that had the best mac and cheese in town. When I order a burger there, I exchange the fries for a side order of m&c, then order a second side of m&c to go with it.
Speaking of which, it’s about time for a return visit…
dadoctah over 4 years ago
This is like “hey, did you know you’re wearing one brown sock and one navy blue sock?” “Yeah, and the funny thing is I’ve got another pair at home just like it.”
cubswin2016 over 4 years ago
They are as different as ebony and charcoal.
Barnabus Blackoak over 4 years ago
they must come here a lot, no confused reaction from the waitress.
CYGNUS X1 over 4 years ago
Face palm!
DaveQuinn over 4 years ago
neither of them are all that bright.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
They do say opposites attract.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 4 years ago
So, if I tell you that today is opposite day, does that mean that today really isn’t opposite day? Just when does the opposite factor come into place? What if I announce that tomorrow will be opposite day ? If you consider the opposite of tomorrow to be yesterday, then that would mean that yesterday was opposite day (but it wasn’t, so it was the opposite of opposite, meaning that it did follow the opposite rule…)
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
Just pray that if they ever get married he never asks her to “prick my boil”…