Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 27, 2019

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Skip the champaign and drink something with enough alcohol to kill the fungus.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …and some herpes simplex 1 .

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    Athlete’s mouth, my foot!

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    catonmyshoulders  almost 5 years ago

    Well that is easier to heal that foot and mouth disease. shrugs

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    Calvinist1966  almost 5 years ago

    Rodney couldn’t have danced all night with Cinderella as she had to be home by midnight.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    In other terms, Rodney has been fouled mouthed again….

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    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    Cinderella was an athlete?

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    demnuts1  almost 5 years ago

    rodney was a broad jumper

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Better than clap (std) of the tongue

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    heathcliff2  almost 5 years ago

    Now-a-days she is continually ballroom dancing. No wonder she lets the guys put all that alcohol in her shoes. Ask Ginger Rogers. She’ll tell ya.

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    craigwestlake  almost 5 years ago

    …and my chain mail is itching…

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    brklnbern  almost 5 years ago

    Possible.

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    bookworm0812  almost 5 years ago

    Eew!

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