FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 25, 2019

Typical Andy cooking craziness. No wonder the family was gaga about grandma visiting.

Must your family, Andrea, go through your bizarre, healthy culinary creations daily? (Merry Christmas, “FoxTrot” readers!)

I am so glad I don’t have to eat any of her offerings either.

“As long as you keep fixing meals like ‘Ziti Nefertiti’!”

As an omnivore, I’d have substituted the eggplant and olives with meat. ;-)

It’s Christmas. Shouldn’t he be asking for Ho Ho Ho’s?

that actually sounds very good

Should be Ziti Nosferatu.

With the right spices and sauce, that could be a very good dish! It kind of has a Mediterranean ring to it.

Since it’s Christmas, you’ll want one-and-a-half Ho Hos (a “Ho Ho Ho”)

That sounds delicious, though I’d rather have it as a dip for crackers or veggies. https://www.marthastewart.com/1049923/olive-and-eggplant-dip

Hell yeah we must!!!

I’ve never used eggplant. Being single the size of one of those is intimidating, but olives as part of the pasta sauce are great.

How do you stuff pasta tubes. They’re usually not very big around.

not only does that sound disgusting, it ALSO sounds like it would cause heartburn and intestinal distress, does she actually EAT her own cooking?

Andy has named her “creation” after a long dead Egyptian Queen? It is possible that it should be mummified and buried in a long lost tomb in Egypt.

Does the iguana ever crap on Jason’s head?

Merry Christmas to everyone

I would have thought that by now the kids would have learnt to cook as this diet fostered upon them by their mother sounds monotonous and devoid of some nutrients.