Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for November 13, 2019

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    blunebottle  about 5 years ago

    Quick, Sam! Run for the Possum Lodge!

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    I yam what I yam …….how the hell am I suppose to know ???

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 5 years ago

    Sam … grab you chest, let out a scream, and fall to the floor … or just ask “Interesting question … would you?” …!

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    There is no right answer so play some music in your head.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 5 years ago

    wellll Lil – since you’re the only one like you, I would probably throw myself in the grave with you and let them cover me up with dirt.

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    Display  about 5 years ago

    Either just sit there and let a single tear roll down your cheek or look off in the distance and smile wistfully. A couple of seconds after either one whisper… “Rosebud” (dropping a snowglobe is optional).

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    Back to Big Mike  about 5 years ago

    Time to fake a seizure, fall to the floor and slink away.

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    Old27F20  about 5 years ago

    There is a time proven 4 step process to follow.1. Quickly make a huge sandwich.2. Stuff whole sandwich into man’s mouth.3. Mumble incoherently while shaking head.4. Smile at woman endearingly.This procedure is best you can hope for otherwise man sleeps on couch for following week.

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