The Late and Unlamented complained constantly about the amount of money I spent at the grocery store, “and you never buy anything”. I finally refused to do the shopping, so he went himself. Spend twice as much as I did, and got all sorts of fancy stuff – forgot the meat and dogfood.
I remember staring at the Snickers, popcorn, chips, bread, soda, beer, wine, steaks, BACON, and milk on the conveyor belt and thinking … “Ahhh, the essence of life …!”
Okay … there was orange juice, a head of lettuce, and a tomato too ….
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Chips, don’t forget the chips…..burp
Dani Rice about 5 years ago
The Late and Unlamented complained constantly about the amount of money I spent at the grocery store, “and you never buy anything”. I finally refused to do the shopping, so he went himself. Spend twice as much as I did, and got all sorts of fancy stuff – forgot the meat and dogfood.
Jeffin Premium Member about 5 years ago
There’s other stuff there??
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
At least both ends are covered.
Howard'sMyHero about 5 years ago
I remember staring at the Snickers, popcorn, chips, bread, soda, beer, wine, steaks, BACON, and milk on the conveyor belt and thinking … “Ahhh, the essence of life …!”
Okay … there was orange juice, a head of lettuce, and a tomato too ….
Back to Big Mike about 5 years ago
What else do you need?
gopher gofer about 5 years ago
typical guy – as zebrastripes pointed out above, you need snacks and he forgot them…
DebUSNRet about 5 years ago
Tooooo damn funny!