Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 17, 1983

Transcript:

Snoopy trots along the forest. His nose says,"I'm a nose, and I've never been to a grindstone." His ear says,"So? I'm an ear, and I've never been to the ground..." Snoopy jumps over a rock as his tail says,"I'm a tail, and I"ve never wagged a dog."<BR><BR> His heart says,"Attention please! This is your heart speaking..." His feet says,"Oh, no, him again...we feet do all the running, and he does the talking!"<BR><BR> His heart continues,"I appreciate your all turning out today for this little run..." It continues,"You know what he's going to say next? Remember, if I go, we all go!"<BR><BR> The heart continues,"Remember, if I go, we all go!" His feet say,"What did I tell you? Actually, I think the arteries have him worried..."<BR><BR> They say,"Makes you kind of glad you're a foot, doesn't it?" They continue,"Maybe so....I had an uncle who was in the infantry...he used to say, 'Always be proud that you're a foot!'"<BR><BR> His heart says,'This is your heart speaking again...we're nearing the end of our run..." It concludes,"Let's all be thankful that we belong to a good outfit."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks,"That's right..." He lies on his back atop his doghouse and thinks,"Me!"<BR><BR>