Cleats by Bill Hinds for June 14, 2023
June 13, 2023
June 15, 2023
Transcript:
Person: Hey, Edith. My dad is taking us tubing on the hockalugee river. Want to come with us? Edith: Let me think. We drive for two hours to spend a couple more hours outside in the searing heat- ...While we sit in an inner tube, with our rear ends dunked in freezing water, so we can bounce along a bunch of rocks through rapids, and plunge over an occasional waterfall. Coach Tippit: Edith, I forgot to tell you Georgie is coming over to spend the day with us. Edith: Okay - I'm in.
allen@home over 1 year ago
Anything to get away from coach cutie. Right Edith.
Robert Nowall Premium Member over 1 year ago
“…will do anything, if the alternative is worse.”
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Edith really despises spending time with Bull and Georgie on their little outings. So much so that she’s willing to risk going over a waterfall with sharp rocks at the bottom, just so she doesn’t have to watch them be all affectionate.
thight1944 over 1 year ago
I think Edith needs therapy, no woman is going to be good enough for her Dad, and I think she obviously misses her Mom. I’m sure this has been discussed before.
Painted Wolf over 1 year ago
Edith… are you really going to leave your Dad alone with That Woman?
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
Tubing down river? Isn’t she too young to be drinking beer?
asrialfeeple over 1 year ago
A choice between bad and worse.
bob_shaffer over 1 year ago
Love the fictional river name, reminds me of the aquarium scenes from Finding Nemo…
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
I have to give this a like just for the name of the river.
andrew.scharnhorst over 1 year ago
“Hockalugee River”. [laughing] I love it!