Bertha: What's the matter, Jack? Don't you like the fried turkey? Jack: The fried turkey tastes great. I just thought we might be having gigantic french fries with it.
Jack, you don’t have to be so ungrateful. There are starving children out there who would just kill for that meal you’re having. Although I still stand by what I said yesterday about me not liking fried Turkey and besides, fried Turkey with French fries is too unhealthy.
DaBump Premium Member 11 months ago
Seriously? That’s that much of a disappointment? Kids these days. ;)
Ellis97 11 months ago
Jack, you don’t have to be so ungrateful. There are starving children out there who would just kill for that meal you’re having. Although I still stand by what I said yesterday about me not liking fried Turkey and besides, fried Turkey with French fries is too unhealthy.
PoodleGroomer 11 months ago
There is 30 lb of hot grease outside. Peel and throw 4 or 5 whole potatoes in the fryer basket, light the stove, and go for it.