Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 04, 2024
March 03, 2024
March 05, 2024
Transcript:
George Oliver: Your uncle is a champ for letting us use his meadow for soccer practice, Chester. Nordling: Yeah, he even got his tractor out and mowed it for us. And this little item is going to be the perfect finishing touch. George: Whatcha got there, big guy? Nordling: Portable field lines, we can lay out the field in less than 10 minutes. George: Oh, with tape - Nordling: We anchor the corners, reel it out, and we're ready to play. George: Let's do it. Nordling: Done. The lines are straighter than if we'd lined them with chalk, and we can take them with us when we're through. George: And another advantage over chalk - they're tastier. Nordling: Huh?
Painted Wolf 8 months ago
I don’t think that Chester’s uncle mowed anything. Or, rather, that he used self-propelled organic grass removal systems. I also think that those two might want to watch where they step.
Prey 8 months ago
Goat poop is pretty firm and dry, but they pee EVERYWHERE! 600 sheep and goats pass my house twice a day!
Ellis97 8 months ago
Playing soccer on a farm? Sounds pretty interesting and messy. Wait a minute, didn’t they play soccer in a meadow before?
ajr58(1) 8 months ago
I used to play in a vintage (1870s) base ball group. We’d use flour to lay out the lines. At a farm historical site we played, the horse wandered over and started eating the flour.
hubbard3188 8 months ago
GOAT?