Ok fellahs, the death’s head skull in his eye. Is that a part of his disfigurement? A contact lens? An artistic gimmick? He was born that way and it turned him evil?
1-SHADY: CAREFUL GRANDPA! If you somehow manage to cut that wire with a pickle fork you’ll blow us sky high.
2-GRANDPA: WHAT! You said these were highway flares!
3-SHADY: Yeah. I just didn’t want you to feel nervous about working with dynamite. I gotta admit I don’t have a lot of confidence in your abilities. That’s why I put you in a condemned building. Didn’t want you blowing up anything nice.
GRANDPA: CONDEMNED! I’m probably breathing asbestos and lead paint flakes you moron. That stuff can kill ya!
SHADY: Yeah. Umm, maybe you should plan on exposing your enemies to that instead of messing around with explosives?
GRANDPA: FOOL. Don’t you know my backstory? I’m into gore and mayhem.
SHADY: Don’t forget circus robberies.
GRANDPA: Yeah! That idiot Willie Sutton thought banks had the money. HA! Nothing compared to a circus! And you can hide the stash of nickels without fear of them decaying, unlike that paper money. I’M A GENIUS! SHADY: Yeah you are Grandpa!
AnyFace about 5 years ago
Neil Wick about 5 years ago
Good morning™, double victims!
The plot thickens, as they say. This could be more complicated than you might have thought.
HarryCK about 5 years ago
Good morning™, temperamental explosive experts !
Nice detail on the disfigured face and the ramshackle look of the old building. So what two cars are known to park together ?
jonahhex1 about 5 years ago
Sounds like Splitface’s gratitude towards Clybourne is a lot thinner than Clybourne would like…..
charliefarmrhere about 5 years ago
The Phantom must have poked him in his right eye!
GoComicsGo! about 5 years ago
So did Clybourne buy him the skull contact lens?
Counterpoint about 5 years ago
Explosive answer to Clybourne’s naive question…
cmdguy about 5 years ago
OK, so what’s with the “pickle fork”? An automotive tool used to separate suspension parts. Can’t see how it could be used here.
cmdguy about 5 years ago
OK, so what’s with the “pickle fork”? An automotive tool used to separate suspension parts. Can’t see how it could be used here.
Gent about 5 years ago
I see death in his eyes!
Lyons Group, Inc. about 5 years ago
That flashback is getting bigger, oh boy!
iggyman about 5 years ago
Panel 2 is the greatest today!
Knightman Premium Member about 5 years ago
Must be at Tracy’s headquarters car lot!!!
jrankin1959 about 5 years ago
“I HATED the ’59 Edsel!”
Durak Premium Member about 5 years ago
Ok fellahs, the death’s head skull in his eye. Is that a part of his disfigurement? A contact lens? An artistic gimmick? He was born that way and it turned him evil?
WilliamVollmer about 5 years ago
Two cars with one bomb? Is Splitface bargain hunting?
Another Take about 5 years ago
1-SHADY: CAREFUL GRANDPA! If you somehow manage to cut that wire with a pickle fork you’ll blow us sky high.
2-GRANDPA: WHAT! You said these were highway flares!
3-SHADY: Yeah. I just didn’t want you to feel nervous about working with dynamite. I gotta admit I don’t have a lot of confidence in your abilities. That’s why I put you in a condemned building. Didn’t want you blowing up anything nice.
GRANDPA: CONDEMNED! I’m probably breathing asbestos and lead paint flakes you moron. That stuff can kill ya!
SHADY: Yeah. Umm, maybe you should plan on exposing your enemies to that instead of messing around with explosives?
GRANDPA: FOOL. Don’t you know my backstory? I’m into gore and mayhem.
SHADY: Don’t forget circus robberies.
GRANDPA: Yeah! That idiot Willie Sutton thought banks had the money. HA! Nothing compared to a circus! And you can hide the stash of nickels without fear of them decaying, unlike that paper money. I’M A GENIUS! SHADY: Yeah you are Grandpa!
CynthiaLeigh about 5 years ago
Does he have Tribbles on his head?
The Real Zarth Arn about 5 years ago
“Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?”
DaleMcNamee about 5 years ago
It would be both poetic and ironic if the bomb were to go off while Split Face is building it…
oakie817 about 5 years ago
cutting costs
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Two for the price of one! Splitface is a very economical would-be bomber!
What two would these Easy Targets be?
The answer awaits….