In Security by Bea R. for November 07, 2019

to Sam’s mom: What’s Wrong With Being A Normie?!

Wanna be really hip how about being a year late and we’ll see you next Thanksgiving.

Sedine’s got some tasty lookin’ taters today, I’d certainly love to get my hands on those! XD

Yeah, because “normies” would have remembered to adjust their clocks.

Wow, slanted glasses with pointed ends that can put someone’s eyes out (if that someone is beside her and she turns left or right).

Fashionably late? Isn’t that part of the capitalist pig-dog culture?

Normies? REEEEEEEEEEEE

Charlene wishes to be “normal.” Sam’s parents wish to avoid this. To each their own. Sam’s mom should stop shouting and smile more often. Her relieved smile is a better look. Sedine takes the prize, of course. The guests may be early, but she is already at work fixing the feast.

Well, heaven forbid…

No, you’re still super weirdos, even for weirdos standards.

Sam’s Dad is NORML,though.

(admires clothing on the character named “Sedine” in the first panel of the cartoon; enjoys hearing inner voice being used to say the word “normie”; admires eye glasses in all of the panels of the cartoon)

Believe me, Mrs. Sam’s Mom… I just can’t see you as a “normie”. Take relief in that. You have a lovely smile when you’re relieved.

Here some sandwiches, where’s your hat, here’s your coat, don’t be a stranger, don’t let the door hit you as leave, bu, bye!

Wait- aren’t people who believe “fashionably late” is a thing, normies?

California is two time zones away.

Haven’t these doofs heard that old song? “It’s hip to be square!”

I almost miss-read what Sam’s dad said in panel 2. I thought it read “We’ve become squirrels”.

Being fashionably late is being square.