Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 23, 2019

There are cavities, and then there are cavities.

So very glad this ended after two panels.

I got my degree in proctology from the TSA…

. . . he was psychically aware of his presence in the dentist office?

But… But….

Cartoon characters have no middle fingers.

( See other Off The Mark cartoons for established digital protocol.)

Uh-oh. They’re going to charge you for that second opinion!

Ouch! You are never going to hear the end of this!

Wait until he hears the hole story of why he’s being searched.

I believe the law requires him to beg in a more private location.

Should go from dentist to proctologist for a second opinion.

Hmm..where’s he hiding that tube of toothpaste?

Did you low, buddy!

Too much Geritol?

While you’re there, could you check the prostrate?

“If it weren’t for TSA, I’d have no sex life at all.” (with apologies to W.C. Fields)

UFF-DAH!