Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for December 15, 2019

Too bad you don’t throw like a girl, Spud.

The Spud cannon misfires on so many levels. Better use more hairspray, Spud.

And here he was, worrying about Brutus the Reindeer yesterday. Tch, tch, tch.

What do you think would have happened if you did hit her, Spud? It’s a lose-lose situation..

It’s a Calvin & Susie moment, but with different dialogue and no pet tiger to talk to.

Amelia looks pretty annoyed considering the snowball didn’t even come near her.

Paybacks in 3…2…1…

Calvin you are not, Spud.

That’s Amelia’s job.

Senior year of college. Canterbury, England. Told my buddies, “Watch this.” Lobbied a big, fat snowball about 40 yards at a couple of young woman walking by. Plopped directly on top of the brunette’s head. BULLSEYE!

Best shot of my life. Eventually dated her, too.

#TrueStory

BAM!!!! RIGHT THERE

DUCK WALLACE !!!!!!!!

This is why we do not play with fire. And with fire, I mean Amelia!

ahh, Amelia would probably have attacked him regardless of whether or not he threw the snowball.