In Security by Bea R. for November 12, 2019

Only the one time? ✨❤️✨

At some point Ellie might get offended people keep missing the fact she’s a girl.

Panel#3: If you mention it was in Sin City and got Ellie pregnant as a result you’ll make it a hat trick! XD

Can’t Sedine just tell these idiots the truth? There’s no reason to keep the ruse going anymore, plus I’d love to see the looks on all their faces!

It’s what she does, Sam’s Dad (I forget the parents names). It’s what she does.

I’m guessing she thinks Ellie is transgender or something? All that bigotry is really dragging her down… She’d be a lot more beautiful if she just learned to relax and smile a little.

Hmm… I think this might be the first time this comic has explicitly mentioned sex.

Yes, they have the future but perhaps not the one which Sam’s parents are thinking of.

Sedine gets a face palm, while the lovers share a heart. <3

Are Sedine’s parents that totally oblivious to what is plainly in front of them, boy and girl in love? Don’t think their are many guys that can pull off masquerading as an Ellie. Just saying.

I love Ellie’s look as she thinks Sedine’s Mom knows the secret but I think her parents think there is something perverse about Ellie!

Don’t freak out kids…she things everything is disgusting.

Might, nor numbers, does not make right.

Casting the opinion onto the one grouchy character does not make wrong.

Sex could have waited, and been all the more special for it.

I presume that Sedine’s mom, by the look on her face and they way she acts, probably only done it once.

So next year, when Ellie and Hubbs arrive with that new baby in tow, will their minds be triple blown? ✨❤️✨

They’re embarrassed by that? I would’a thought Hubbs, at least, would want to brag.

So much for “What happens in Vegas…”

Nothing disgusting about true love. Is Sedine still resentful that she lost control of the charade, or what? Do the old folks think that Ellie is Al in drag and therefore “cool”? I’m pretty old, and even if I had just had a bowl of California homegrown Indica, I’d know that Ellie is all woman. Besides, she’s starting to glow from within like a beautiful mom-to-be does.

When great minds think alike…

“NO TURKEY LEG FOR YOU!!!”

Okay, a philosophical question: why do we let paleo-prudes determine what we can or cannot see publicly or in the media? They may claim spiritual superiority and godly guidance, but why do we simply accept their empty claims? If you talk with any of them it’s plain that their inflexible personalities make them unable to deal with life on the hoof, as it were.

Someone else has mentioned Sweden— and by extension the whole Baltic family of nations. They are far more stable and better adjusted than Americans, with a policy of accepting nudity while abhorring violence— the opposite of America’s fear of the body and idolization of murder and mayhem. As a consequence perhaps, they are the happiest people around.

My vent is complete. Please resume what you were doing before the interruption. Vote early and vote often.