Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 23, 2019

LOL Good one Wiley

And Karma Chameleon showed up to give Davy a hand.

If only it were that way in real life.

Good show,Dave! And yes, moose and bears can both do a number on a car! Seen it.

Lucy’s setting herself up for the Winona Ryder role in “Heathers”. Got a thing for the bad boys, she has.

I would love to see more headlines like that.

Their karma ran over their dogma.

Having matriculated at Whatsamatta U, Moose and squirrel could’ve handled this more diplomatically.

I wish “authorities” had this level of common sense.

That’ll teach them to mess around with Mother Nature and her mooses! LOL!

When Dan Blocker’s son Dirk wanted to go hunting his father said Sure just as soon as the animals can shoot back.

YAY DAVE!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!

there was a case in the news a couple of weeks ago, a guy out hunting black bears fired, fell out of his hide, hurting himself when he hit the ground, started to run from the bear , who was trying to express it’s displeasure over his idea of sport, and fell off a small cliff.

as a sign of it’s better nature, at that point the bear left him alone.

Good on ya, Dave!

And as we all know – karma is a cast iron bitch.

They sure can

Good One, Wiley!!! It is now time for the return of the EKERT; There is an immense smorgasbord waiting for him in Washington, D.C…..

Danae actually has a smile on her face…that is a smile.

Well done. Hunting Karma indeed.

Thank goodness! For a moment back there, I thought Wiley was going the other way with this story :-D

Can Dave do anything about robocalls too?

I wish they had caught that on the show Northwoods Law.

Davey,and Goliath ;)

There is a great YouTube video of a rhino expressing itself with a car.

Back to Pottsylvania to face fearless leader.

Those hunters apparently never heard of those heroes, “MOOSE and Squirrel!”

Where they too drunk to aim and shoot?

Nature’s Karma indeed. I have a feeling we will all be seeing what that’s like.

BTW, two years in Yellowstone (cook) and a decade in Yosemite (ranger), LOTS of stories about moose and bears (blacks and grizzlies), and close encounters of the wrong kind between vehicles and wildlife.

Kudos to Dave! Mother Nature can dish it out.

We ARE invading their homes. If you have to file an insurance claim because of your own breaking and entering, so be it.

A møøse önce bit my sîstër

I love it

I understand hunting for food, but hunting for sport…bleh. Nature’s karma indeed. Hope the moose fed them their own rifles.

WHEW!

Don’t you just love happy endings? :)

I know what you mean. My old botany prof at USAO in Chickasha would take us to the Refuge to collect plants (we had federal permits). We stopped for bison on the road, and one bull decided my Chevy Citation would be a nice scratching post for an itch. He pushed that car up on 2 wheels before he was satisfied.

I do have this idea of a mutagenic virus that takes DNA and alters life like deer. And as more animals and plants are infected and changed and hybridized the more dangerous they become to humans. (Humans are unaffected. A Biblical Prophecy comes to life…created by an Evilutionary scientist.)

Never Annoy a Moose that’s 4 times your weight.

BTW: if given the choice between hitting a moose, or a semi, hit the semi!!! (The moose will land in your lap!)

Thank you, Wiley. And Lucy and Dave are so cute.