Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 09, 1984

Transcript:

Sally stands in the front of the classroom. She holds a piece of paper in either hand. She says, "Yes, ma'am, I am prepared to give a report on either of two subjects . . ."<BR><BR> Sally says, "The first is on the life of bunnies and the second is, 'What happens if your life ends in a tie.'"<BR><BR> Sally says, "Ma'am?"<BR><BR> Sally drops one of the pages on the ground and says, "Right . . . 'Bunnies have long ears and short tails . . .'"<BR><BR>