Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 10, 1984
Transcript:
Sally sits at a table and writes, "Dear Santa Claus,"<BR><BR> Sally asks Charlie Brown, "Does Santa Claus have a title or a rank?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "I don't know . . I've never thought about it . ."<BR><BR> Sally says, "I'll put down lieutenant colonel."<BR><BR>
ah-hee over 4 years ago
Good idea, Sally! Pampering Santa with such a title can always be an asset. Mrs Claus will be amused also. She is the general and all them elves are the privates, excepting the chief elf who is a corporal.
Stormwyrm over 3 years ago
St. Nicholas was the Bishop of Myra, so perhaps his title/rank should be “Bishop”, and addressed as “Excellency” or “Your Grace”.