Close to Home by John McPherson for November 19, 2019

Be careful Bleeb she could go after you. Really enjoys her job.

So exactly what are you saying?

Is his last name Roget? If so, I have an idea of how he can get revenge…

I quit, take this job and shove it, I’m outa here, good riddance, this job sucks

The Devall made her do it!

Indefinite Suspension

Does this mean I can go home for lunch?

And Bleeb’s tying your shoelaces together…

….laid off, pink-slipped, services no longer needed, axed, canned…..

Yeaaah! I’m gonna need you to clear out your desk, and report to HR for and exit interview, m’kay!?

I think she is obviously into him.

She left out the British term “sacked”.

You are hereby placed on “ indefinite unpaid vacation”

“What’s another word for ‘thesaurus’?”-Steven Wright

Looks like Bleeb is trying to give him the old heave ho too.

In other words………

How many words are there for hired?

Apparently she doesn’t think Larry can read between the lines.

So, if I’m hearing you correctly, you want me to come in early tomorrow, right?

Hit the road, Jack, and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more!

I wish Bleeb had been swimming in her coffee.

Better than being eighty-eighted (hit over the head with a piano, especially hard enough to break all 88 keys).

Shown the door, cut loose, given an invitation to the unemployment center, etc.

He’ll be bach…

A companion reference work to Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary!

Well that’s a REAL “LOL”!