Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 15, 2019

I’ll take two. Corinthians that is.

That’s why the evangelicals like him so much. They are no different.

This is spot on.

It left out extortionist in chief.

This is the things that makes him so disgusting. That and throwing the Environment into the worst possible situation.

Shouldn’t that be ‘His A$$-Holiness??

I am so waiting for the morning I wake up to the news that the president was turned into a pillar of salt during the night.

Amen.

He believes he’s the antichrist….the mental midget that he is….

Not sure about that first miracle. I’m betting that St. T-Rump took communion with many penicillin-laced sacraments.

This would be even funnier IF IT WASN’T THE EXACT WAY HIS MORONIC FOLLOWERS THINK!!!!

how come I don’t see any defenders of trump in the comments section all that much any more?

come on you guys! let’s hear your moronic arguments

The faithful followers of the Lord God tRUMP just know that He is leading them down the of right-wing righteousness and shall take them to the Promised Land of MEGA.

In the meantime, the rest of us will profit through the prayerful (and pitiful) intercessions on our behalf by Saint Rudy Guiliani and Blessed William Barr.

Outstanding work by one of our best satirists.

Trump is the face of Evangelical Christianity.

Trump University would have been legitimate if it were Trump Bible University.

He praised the Turkish dictator /mass murderer all the while tweeting he wasn’t watching the hearings but tweeted over 30 times that the witnesses heard things the wrong way.

I’ll bet this version has ellipses.

Instead of Apostles, he has ‘co-conspirators’…(many of them, already indicted).

Should be a best seller. All too many “Christians” of my acquaintance actually have a much stronger preference for the Old Testament than the New Testament (and if you think about it for a moment, that is really funny.) Testament #3 undoubtedly jives with their core beliefs beautifully.

Point of order. Wouldn’t this be the 4th Testament? I know some Christians don’t recognize it, but the Church of Latter Day Saint’s Book of Mormon is technically part III. “The Return of the Jedi” if you will. Making Trump’s- “The Phantom Menace”.

On the day of the 1st impeachment hearings, I stumbled on “The 700 Club”. They were spouting all this childish babel about the Democrats “being evil”. I’m not a religious person, but I do know heresy when I hear it. Pat Robertson must have never read Jesus’s statement ‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.” Matthew 22:37-40 NIV. It seems that the members of “The 700 Club” have not been “loving thy neighbor as thyself” the way they are demonizing Democrats for political gain.

I never expected President Trump,

a specially selected human of legitimate election,

to rule eternally a sustainable omnipotent nation of unlimited supremacy.

Creating overabounding wealth and reacting decisively,

greatness readily expanding exceeding dire years,

leading instinctively always righteous.

While ever a King,

leadership overflows so everyone rises.

The biggest miracle of all is that Trump’s hands were drawn three sizes too large…………

Somehow, crucifixion seems like the perfect ending to this story…

Just in time for Christmas!

Shut up and take my money! (Said every Fox News viewer, trembling with ecstasy.)

No word if the Gospel of Trump is next to Two Corinthians in the Bible

Venice called. Wants to know if they can borrow that Sharpie.

Thought: if it was an available option, would Nero still have played his violin, or would he have just tweeted about it?

So you are the Trump, Mr. Donald J. Trump.Prove to me that you’re divine, put those tax forms all online.That’s all you need do and we’ll know that it’s true, come on you King of the News.

If you strip awayThe myth from the manYou will see where we all soon will be

Donald, You never will believeThe things they say of youYou really do believeThis talk of God is you

But all the ‘good’ You’ve doneMight soon be swept awayBut you have always mattered moreThan all the things You say

I asked him to say what had happenedHow it all began?I asked again, he never said a wordAs if he hadn’t heard

And next, the room was full ofWild and angry menThey seemed to hate this manThey fell on him, and then disappeared again

Then I saw thousands of millionsCrying for this man…

You have to feel sorry for professional satirist these days. Trump’s prolific self-ironic ways must have taken away so much of the creative fun.

I do hope that Ruben is involved in the Broadway Trump musical that’s bound to emerge 6 years from now.

“Your bible just got Trumped”…mighty gorram funny…