The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 03, 2019

But how do you get a balloon worth $4.5 million?

That’s a clown story, bro.

(But well within the charter of the Ringling Bank!)

I hope they allowed for inflation.

Rule #52 of business law: Never sign a contract with a clown.

And free helium comes with it!

Quick, everyone check your mortgage contracts!

…just don’t make any funny moves!

Something funny going on here!

It’s the latex way to pay off your loans.

Just take it before he calls his cousin IT…

If you had the original one that the Montgolfier Brother’s used, it might be worth that.

Dang it! If only I had read mine closer!

I guess the Lawyers let you down on this one.

I thought it was hilarious!

Does this mean we have to release his little car and friends we used a collateral?

Yeah, but it’s the wrong color.

Wait until the housing bubble bursts again.

If only.

It’s filled with hydrogen and a storm’s a-brewing, like May 6, 1937, in Manchester Township, New Jersey, and the bozo has his hand on a Taser.

He’s being Pennywise.

Shouldn’t the balloon be red?

I’m gonna try this. I’ll let you know how it goes.