Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 30, 2019

Move over, little doggie, ‘cause the big dog’s moving in!

P3: Kathy Bates appears and Chet will not enjoy the Misery

Yellow?

Ìn all reality , I’m furious Chet , you’ve heard about Mr Blowtop now you’re going to feel the wrath of Mrs Blowtop up close and personal . Charlie get my scissors for me please.

P1, But the good news is you can save 15% on your car insurance at Ballard Insurance.

P2, I told you, Chet. Even the ants are running for the hills.

P3, And right after I do a prostate exam on you I’m going to shove this finger right up your nose!

Here we go! She’s going to ask him for a divorce! Maybe? But then Charlie saves the day by calling Chet “Dad” because he’s so touched that he cared so much. All of us readers then barf.

And speaking of barf, I’ve barfed up a new edition of Mopped Up Thorp: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

And now, the real pain begins!

Meanwhile , after an explosion at the Pottery Factory which killed his Dad, Chip Hilton an All State football , basketball and baseball athlete with his Mom move to Milford . Chet tells his wife he’s getting a divorce and begins to date Widow Hilton in all reality .

Chet the Jet evil beard guy is a template safe and sound with Whigham. After celebrating Thanksgiving week with a tonsure perm, the Clark Gable moustache is developing nicely for Charlie’s mom.

Charlie later forms a rock group called the Seeds and dedicates their biggest hit to Chet

Great now we can get back to football!! But I have a feeling football is over and on Monday we meet the new basketball character. Boy or Girl????

Now where’s that sledgehammer?

P 4: “…..Ok, Boomer…”