Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 11, 1985

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Marcie and Peppermint Patty sit at their desks in school. Peppermint Patty holds out her arms and says, "Look, Marcie . . Five gold chains and six gold bracelets!"<BR><BR> Marcie replies, "They're beautiful, sir, but aren't they kind of heavy?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "Not really."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty's desk sits lower than Marcie's. Marcie asks, "Then why is your desk sinking?"<BR><BR>