Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 27, 2019

They should have at least offered him a free dessert.

like Pig didn’t take notice of diners as well as TVs broadcasting sports games in the establishment?

So, Pig is wealthy enough to own an Apple? Wow.

Neither has Pig.

What will Pig do now? Will he go to a Korean restaurant to ask for a Samsumg smartphone?

Pig’s as confused as all those folks who’re calling Bernie a Communist because he calls himself a Democratic Socialist.

It doesn’t take much to get an Iphone 6

Don’t worry. Applebee’s will all be out of business soon.

Went with Android myself, from a 6S that had no memory.

At least they didn’t turn him into a couple of racks of ribs….

Well Pig go take one of Stephan’s Debbie Downer pills and you will feel just right ! … Croc Power !

Stephan, this was a very nice try…

“We can definitely help you if you want overpriced, microwaved apps, though.”

It’s that perspective thing again, this time the “big picture” , you know, seeing it.

You may be stupid, Pig, but Androidbee’s does exactly the same thing. Just try finding a screen protector for a Galaxy S5 any more…

I hear Apple slows down old phones to get people to buy new ones.

Pig was in such a hurry, he didn’t read the sign in it’s entirety …..Bleah….

Well, they are less snooty at the restaurant.

Can’t he read? It’s Apple Bees not Apple Pigs.

Razer Phone 2. All the performance, half the price.

He should have ordered some baby-back baby-back baby-back ribs.

Is this a commentary on the intelligence of Iphone owners?

HOORAY! Now pig is one of us!

Pig’s right. The minute you buy one phone, it becomes outdated in about a year and you gotta upgrade a new one.

I’ll take a tall one while you’re at it!

“Phoning Good in the Neighborhood!”

The only people I see with iPhone’s are in supermarket checkouts paying with Food Nutrition cards. No wonder they can buy one.

Try Amazon, or Ebay, Pig. Actually just switch to Samsung phones. Android phones are all I’ll ever go for. I’ll never ever convert to an iphone……

Well played, Mr Pastis, well played.

However, they do have Double Glazed Babyback ribs…

Inexplicably, I’ve seen homeless people in New York City, using cell phones and iPads………………….I wonder where the payment subscription bill gets mailed to.

Wrong menu.

not many Applebees left.

Pig is a sheeple? Who’d a thunk it!

That is okay pig, Samsung users can also read.

Good move. Even a dumb pig knows apple products are ridiculously overpriced and much harder to use.

patsis is stretching it here … even for him this is a stretch …

I ate a taco at Taco Bell, but I didn’t eat a bee at Applebee’s.

Applebee’s is a restaurant! Nothing to do with Apple.

I got an Apple iPhone X, but when I got it home the apple already had a byte out of it.

Like with most customers, Pig didn’t finish reading the sign and got mad he couldn’t get things his way.

So that’s why that sales person talked me out of the iPhone 11 and into a riblets basket the other night…

Clearly, it’s time to upgrade, Pig. Also, time to upgrade your sign-reading skills. Apple≠Applebee’s….

Pig happened. Deal with it. We do. ; )

Heh