Ben by Daniel Shelton for December 07, 2019

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Gift ideas for my girlfriend” returned only 106 million. What I want to know is, how does Google know what my girlfriend wants?

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    cabalonrye  almost 5 years ago

    I just ask my husband. As the years add up the number of ideas goes down. One day it will be only a nice meal and a cuddle, and we will have reached perfection.

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    DDrazen  almost 5 years ago

    Whatever Ben did before retirement, he was never a reference librarian.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    You are gonna be so sorry you did that, now you’ll inundated with ads.

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    oakie817  almost 5 years ago

    and that’s just the first page

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    After all these years he should know what she likes. Don’t be clueless. Pay attention. That’s what she really wants.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    googled “gift for my significant other” - only got 242,000,000 results. :/

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    heathcliff2  almost 5 years ago

    The results are a little more specific these days. The actual results are about the searcher, not the searched.

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    comic4matt  almost 5 years ago

    Time to play ‘’Gift roulette’’

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    mafastore  almost 5 years ago

    We bought books for his 9 yo niece from a set she is reading. We are going to buy old movie DVDs for his 17 yo niece. I send my niblings (niece and nephew) checks for $25 each.

    He will buy, as mentioned, for himself, nothing is bought for me – and then we are done.

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