Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 28, 2019

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Hansel and Gretel Origin story.

Where’s the big oven?

Shouldn’t he be worried the witch will come back to kidnap him for dinner?

Wonder how much he’s gonna charge for all that?

Hey, we have to be popular somehow.

Depending on the Witch’s bank account, Lio could really score big today.

I’ve read “Hansel and Gretel” in many ways and sometimes I feel sorry for the mean old witch.

Selling building materials can be lucrative, but this seems like too much of a niche market.

I have insect problems with cotton candy insulation.

Kind of a Home Depot for witches…..

Lio is a great entrepreneur. He knows his consumer base (witches with a taste for plump children) well, and tailors his retailing to them. He’ll make a killing….