F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 25, 2019

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    yeah, why can’t topiary just appear spontaneously…?

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    dadoctah  about 5 years ago

    They do grow “the way they’re supposed to look”.

    By definition.

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    MichaelHelwig  about 5 years ago

    Same for humans.

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    COL Crash  about 5 years ago

    Nature really doesn’t GAS about our misconceptions of asthethic correctness.

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    xSigoff Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Dude: I am right there with you!

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    davidlwashburn  about 5 years ago

    Somebody forgot to tell the plants that’s how they’re supposed to look.

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    tims145  about 5 years ago

    That’s cuz plants can’t read your mind!

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    DM2860  about 5 years ago

    Depending on the nutrients of the soil, some plants do not grow the way they are supposed to grow. My soil is naturally too high in nitrogen so plants tend to grow longer and thinner instead of bushier like they would in a normal amount of nitrogen. This means that when the description says 3 feet tall, I will get 4 to 5 feet tall and I have to trim them back to get them to get bushy. (I currently have a 6 foot tall bush in my backyard that said 3 feet on the plastic piece that was attached to the bush when I bought it.)

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    jbarnes  about 5 years ago

    My pet peeve is people who use hedge trimmers to make shrubs into spheres and cubes. It destroys plant health and drastically increases maintenance requirements vs more naturalistic pruning. It’s even worse when they do it to plants that are not shrubs. My employer’s landscaper lops the top and sides off the Russian Sage, eliminating most of the blooms.

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    Mike H  about 5 years ago

    Like as shown in childrens books?

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