Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 25, 2019

Boy does he have egg on his face.

I won’t be impressed until it’s a pig.

I’ve never seen a bird of any kind lay an egg while in flight. In fact, watching chickens do it, it looks kinda like a difficult and somewhat slow process.

Imagine a flock of hens dropping eggs… layer upon layer?

And the voice sounds like Tim Allen.

No shell!?

I’ve seen chickens fly. FLORIDA chickens (aka: Ibises)

“And the wind was blowing so hard at the farm, I saw a hen lay the same egg twice!”

and even more impressive, a talking chicken. By the way, chickens can fly short bursts

be glad it was an egg.

He’s lucky that was an egg

The yolks on him.

A hen-way?

“As God as my witness, I thought chickens couldn’t fly…”

It sure isn’t a Rooster.

Must be a Henway.

With enough thrust, anything can fly.