Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 25, 2019

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    Boy does he have egg on his face.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I won’t be impressed until it’s a pig.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve never seen a bird of any kind lay an egg while in flight. In fact, watching chickens do it, it looks kinda like a difficult and somewhat slow process.

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    paddy  almost 5 years ago

    Imagine a flock of hens dropping eggs… layer upon layer?

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    hawgowar  almost 5 years ago

    And the voice sounds like Tim Allen.

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    hrhitter  almost 5 years ago

    No shell!?

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    dlkrueger33  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve seen chickens fly. FLORIDA chickens (aka: Ibises)

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    katzenbooks45  almost 5 years ago

    “And the wind was blowing so hard at the farm, I saw a hen lay the same egg twice!”

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    redback  almost 5 years ago

    and even more impressive, a talking chicken. By the way, chickens can fly short bursts

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    Qiset  almost 5 years ago

    be glad it was an egg.

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    geese28  almost 5 years ago

    He’s lucky that was an egg

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    The yolks on him.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    A hen-way?

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    meg_grif  almost 5 years ago

    “As God as my witness, I thought chickens couldn’t fly…”

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 5 years ago

    It sure isn’t a Rooster.

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    Digital Frog  almost 5 years ago

    Must be a Henway.

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