Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 30, 2019

Because apparently i am no expert.

Bird brain.

From the insect’s point of view, being highly toxic may be good protection for your species, but you may be one of the ones who has to be eaten in order to teach the predators a lesson.

I’m going to “go out on a limb” and guess he is no expert…

Hopefully only sick, not dead, so the lesson can be learned and passed down to future generations.

And the bird Darwin Award goes to…

In this case, hope is not the thing with feathers.

Humans used the same process of elimination, including laxatives, and the survivors became medicine “men” and pharmacists.

Bye Bye Birdie

And, as the Knight said to Indiana Jones:

“He chose poorly…”