Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 29, 2019

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    santa72404  about 5 years ago

    Ringing the doorbell?

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    rhllandr  about 5 years ago

    Maybe carrying the pizza box sideways?

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    Read a story about a guy who came in every week, bought the same middling-expensive pizza and carried it out in this orientation. Finally, the cashier, who had just given notice, had to ask why!

    Turns out he hates pizza, but this is his night to feed his teen-age curmudgeon son, who will eat nothing that’s not pizza. (Talk about passive-aggressive!)

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    Mentor397  about 5 years ago

    I always knocked, whether there was a doorbell or not. Shave-and-a-haircut.

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    Lablubber   about 5 years ago

    Still better than frozen.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    Then he tossed it like a Frizzbie.

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