Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for December 18, 2019

So there is something Mom and Dad agree on..!

I notice Sterling is asleep on Dad’s back. Must have woke up too early the other night.

I got a drums for Christmas once, after a month, my father gave them to one of my cousins. At least my Uncle gave him the money he got from a 2nd hand shop.

You know Sterling reminds me of Animal from the Muppets. Animal played the drums…Yeah, Wallace would not be the worst part of that equation.

Q: “How many drums can you fit in an empty room?”A: “One, after that the room would no longer be empty.”

It’s not like he could’ve actually played all those drums he’s envisioning anyway, not without getting up and walking around it to the other side.

Tiger 131. With a huge red bow on top. And extra 88mm rounds.

https://www.classicfm.com/composers/mahler/guides/hammer-gifs-symphony-6/

Alternate request bagpipes.

And later, when Wallace grew up to be a rich, successful, and famous drummer in a rock band; he never forgot the day his parents shot down his dream…

Drums aren’t a “parent gift”—they’re a “grandma gift”!

The next Carl Palmer nipped in the bud

After the first row of drums, the rest become simply ornamental, because your arms are too short to reach them.

HA ZERO XD