Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 14, 2019

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    willispate  almost 5 years ago

    sounds about right.

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    Tell that to Giorgio A. Tsoukalos – the bird brain on History Channel’s yawner “Ancient Aliens”.

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    Yardley701  almost 5 years ago

    Perhaps because there is no life out there.

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    namleht  almost 5 years ago

    Earth – the planet where all the other beings lock the doors on their space ship as they go by

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    rmercer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Old, old joke. But I suppose worth repeating occasionally.

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    prrdh  almost 5 years ago

    Than we thought, or perhaps can imagine.

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    clayusmcret Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And for proof, go look at Mike Lester’s cartoon for today.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Or.. they have, how would we know? Do we expect them to be white.. blue eyes.. and blonde.. and speak English??

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    viking-riverrat  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t you think that the intelligent life out there has marker around this planet saying "keep away infested with humans, stupidity is contagious. "

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    NaturLvr  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe they’ve seen the 8,000+ objects that litter our outer space and don’t want to risk coming through our junk yard.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    I was born on the wrong planet.

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    carlzr  almost 5 years ago

    Wisdom from a guy wearing a pointy wizards cap and a robe decorated with cosmic symbols.

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    Zenbran  almost 5 years ago

    Z51, Thanks for the web page. That is a great site.Dr. Raman Prinja explains just how vast space really is in his book, ‘Wonders of the Planets.’ He states if the solar system was reduced in scale by a factor of 15 billion, the sun would equal the equivalent of a 4" wide light bulb. If we put that light bulb on the goal line of football field in Tampa, Florida, Jupiter would be the size of a small marble on the 35 yard line. Earth would be a mere speck of dust on the 12 yard line. Pluto would be 3 and a half footballs away. The closest star system, Alpha Centauri, would consist of a few light bulbs somewhere in the city of San Diego, California. Imagine how long our journey to San Diego would take just being a tiny, dinky, microscopic speck on a tiny dust speck?

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Calvin & Hobbes sometime before 1995.

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    WilliamPennat  almost 5 years ago

    Who says we haven’t. Do your (UFO) homework, Skyler….

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    RabbitDad  almost 5 years ago

    You’ll notice that when even we humans are searching for intelligence, we point the telescopes AWAY from Earth…

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    They’re ALL OVER the place in Roswell !!!! lol

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    trainnut1956  almost 5 years ago

    Because, if you use humanity as a measuring stick, advanced civilizations only seem to last a thousand years or two. The chance than any civilization would last long enough to detect manmade transmissions from our planet, and be able to travel here to visit before the civilization that sent the transmission fell is virtually nil – and that’s assuming they had faster-than-light travel.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Ain’t that the truth

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