Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 22, 2019

Does Marigold really want a song that makes her out to be a creepy stalker who watches children sleep?

unicorns — regardless of time of year — will be unique orns

If you think about it, she almost described Celestia though.

A wonderful songwriter named Bob Wells told me that Marigold Heavenly Nostrils is kinda hard to fit into a lyric.

I’m sure Marigold would be hugely jealous of the Christmas Unicorn who appears in @Tavicat, Dec 18.

Now Phoebe has to compose a song for Marigold for Christmas.

UNICORN!

Are the images in Marigold’s imagination as she makes up the Unicorn Santa and gradually builds her into her own image or are they in Phoebe’s imagination as she listens to Marigold?

And she’s modest, too! :)

So, basically what she wants is a bunch of songs that were mostly first written around the 1950s or earlier that everybody just continuously makes new remixes of instead of making the effort of actually making something new, leaving you with nothing but to hear the same songs again and again and again every year forever!

…I’m not bitter about this—you’re bitter about this! :P

I do love this strip.

Man, that first imaginary unicorn Santa is a bit terrifying.

St. Nicholas: “Imma gonna ruin this whole unicorn’s career.”

There’s NEVER enough songs about her! :/