Bliss by Harry Bliss for December 04, 2019

Nothing but the best for our fighting men and women.

Use it or lose it! It’s the Pentagon way.

I want one for sitting on them!

Wait a minute, I saw just this setup in a series I follow called “Failed New Yorker Captions” or something like that. In that one, the officer had a receipt hanging from his ribbons bar.

Well when you consider the US has hundreds of military bases all around the globe this one might not be so far fetched ;-) Is that grape juice in the glasses ?

oh, so YOU were the one who did that!

Presented to him by “American Standard”.

Four of those solid gold ones should do the trick.

He’s feeling pretty flush.

Go ahead baby, take the plunge…r.

Only a billion

Money down the drain. The whole country’s in the crapper.

Stan Lee… is that you?

1 billion on toilets, given how many toilets the U.S military probably has (including in aircraft and watercraft), isn’t particularly high. 1 billion for one toilet would be a different matter.

Not as funny as when Mr Bliss works alone.

A naval admiral would get one for ordering a 3rd Zumwalt-class destroyer.

Most of the money was used for black projects including secret space operations.

better than getting it for murder, I guess

since then his career’s been down the tubes…

as a citizen, i’m feeling very flushed

That was at Mara Lago using Corps of Engineers.