Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 26, 2019

So you said.

Yes, yes and yes!

You’re a parent?

The new hearing aid has reduced my problem to saying things twice!

The old mother expression, “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times …”

And she didn’t take off her shoes to do the arithmetic. Who says there are no miracles?

Only three times?!? Don’t have kids of your own, do ya?

only 3 times?

What was that? ☺

That happens when you can’t remember you already said 3 times.

I think have you beat, Auntie. I’d swear mine is more like 99.99%

Seems like I’ve read this one – at least 3 times before.