Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 06, 2019

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    3) Waiting 10-15 years.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    what does seem to be included is disappointment

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    GuntherGrass  almost 5 years ago

    Sort of reminds me of the Sea Monkeys ads on the back of comic books when they were still 10¢

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    looks like someone got shafted!

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    bluegirl285  almost 5 years ago

    With less than 20 days till Christmas, patience is definitely not included.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Planted some from spores and got two. Gave them to my father. They got about 15-20 feet high and lasted for years. It was interesting.

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hey, it’s alive after being shipped in a box. That’s pretty super-magical.

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    TMR  almost 5 years ago

    Over packaging at its ultimate!

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Your kids with Eva will love it!

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    newyorkslim  almost 5 years ago

    ha ha – great!

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    tabby  almost 5 years ago

    I look outside the window to the 30 foot tall blue spruce that started out as a teeny tiny freebee Arbor Day seeding from some store almost 30 years ago. Where did the time go?

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    tcayer  almost 5 years ago

    Seems like excessive packaging…

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    When is the best time to plant a tree? Twenty years ago.

    What is the next best time? Today.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    *As seen on TV!

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    sperry532  almost 5 years ago

    My uncle was a forester. Every year, he’d buy a live, potted “christmas” tree, usually a balsam fir for the livingroom. They’d decorate it for the season, then, in the new year, it would be wrapped and put in a sheltered spot outside. When it became warm enough, he would plant it near the previous year’s’ trees. When he finally sold the house, there was a tidy little forest behind his house.

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    Sanspareil  almost 5 years ago

    Reminds me of the Steven Wright joke

    “I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.”

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    Airbender  almost 5 years ago

    My dad and grandfather had houses next to each other. They each had a 3/4 acre plot. Aside from the houses, they planted over 770 trees (yes, I counted). After a few years, you couldn’t see Grandad’s place from the road and when in his yard, it looked as if you were in a clearing in a forest. Most of the trees were conifers.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    It’s always that darn Small Print, if it’s not the Warning Labels found only inside the package!

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    Skywatcher68  almost 5 years ago

    I once had a bunch of redwood seeds sent to my niece and her family in Eugene, Oregon, with the suggestion that they turn whatever grows into bonsai.

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