Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 06, 2019

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    Willhelm  about 5 years ago

    She wants a Mercedes.

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    oldpine52  about 5 years ago

    What she really wants is a mink in the closet, a jaguar in the drive, a tiger in her bed, and a jacka$$ to pay for it all.

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    Kaputnik  about 5 years ago

    Okay, I’ll get you a pie cut into three slices.

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    finkd  about 5 years ago

    World peace would be easier to get.

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    wiatr  about 5 years ago

    “Oh Lord won’t you get me a Mercedes-Benz”

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    Need coffee  about 5 years ago

    Even if Wiz can send Rod and some gold forward in time and then bring him back with a car, Id is short on gas stations and mechanics.

    How does Gwen even know about those anyway?

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    GabryelFrost  about 5 years ago

    Oooh Lord, want you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I saw a very nice Mercedes-Benz model in the hobby shop for under $25.00 yesterday.

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    John M  about 5 years ago

    This where you buy them a Mercedes Box van

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    Display  about 5 years ago

    Get her a W196. She would not know what it is and hate it. Well, that is until she finds out what it’s worth.

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    wolfiiig  about 5 years ago

    On what the King pays him????

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    Qiset  about 5 years ago

    How about a B-52?

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    Dr_Zinj  about 5 years ago

    https://www.daimler.com/bilder/konzern/tradition/geschichte/anfaenge-des-automobils/motorkutsche-1000×400px-w220xh88-cutout.jpg

    Here you go.

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    geese28  about 5 years ago

    Most girls want to drive their boyfriend’s car lol

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    1953Baby  about 5 years ago

    “A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but diamonds are a girl’s best friend. A kiss may nice but it won’t pay the rental on your little flat or help you at the automat. . . " Or a Mercedes.

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    del_grande Premium Member about 5 years ago

    You would be surprised how many people do this mistake the other way around

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    Cerabooge  about 5 years ago

    When it comes to peace, the Mercedes doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

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    JohnHouck  about 5 years ago

    She went from ND (Nuclear Disarmament) to MB (Mercedes-Benz); kind of like hippies wanting peace turned into yuppies demanding a piece.

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    Ukko wilko  about 5 years ago

    I investigated an accident in which a Mercedes hit a bridge abutment.. we saw how it Benz. Very similar to how a Honda Accordianz.

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    ms-ss  about 5 years ago

    That is no joke. A few years back one of our affluent suburban high schools was trying to hold a “peace rally” throwback to the sixties. The signs they made were all the Mercedes logo.

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    Leojim  about 5 years ago

    Forget the money pit car, give me something reliable like a Toyota!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    She Audi consider another brand…

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    JMG316  about 5 years ago

    LOL!!!!!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I have often noticed that the Mercedes-Benz logo, and the peace logo, sort of make up cross hairs. These are dark times.

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    Numbnumb  about 5 years ago

    Hear tell the Angels are on strike so no Mercedes.

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    amysatinpants  about 5 years ago

    My friends all drive Porsches

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    fix-n-fly  about 5 years ago

    Sure – buy her a Mercedes. You can have payments of once a week, twice a week, and never on Sundays (firesign theatre).

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Mercedes Benz or nothing… Ok, nothing it is!

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    mandy052878  about 5 years ago

    Oh she was making sure the pie slices were equal

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    hagarthehorrible  about 5 years ago

    That’s a lot to ask on christmas. Rodney will take generations to fulfill this wish.

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    Will_Scarlet  about 5 years ago

    “If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there would be peace.” – John Lennon.

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