Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 05, 2019

Great idea!

And you just now figured that out?

Same thing!

Wait,she hasn’t seen the plans for the MOAT.

2 turrets~ A party turret & a turret for staring into the sky!

If they live anywhere near the comic strip ‘Cul De Sac’, Dill’s brothers have a trebuchet they want to try out

It’s not just a man castle, it’s a man bouncy castle.

A man’s home is next to his castle.

She won’t be reduced to cheers and beers.

Well, there goes the flower bed.

Where WAS she when he laid the first block?

He’s going to need SOMEWHERE to park his nice new forklift.

if he has a castle, can she the have a one knight stand?

I wish.

She should have been filtering the mail for “Castle Depot Card 24 Month Free Project Financing” ads before he got them.

There was just no place to put the new 75" TV in the house, along with the two refrigerators and the stripper pole.

Wait, what??

He probably only drinks Bud Light.

Sounds good to me as long as I get to use half of it. We took 10 years to plan our outbuilding. It started out as a replacement for the shed and evolved into something nicer than the house. Plenty of room for the both of us. Both of us can easily pursue our hobbies without it bothering the other.