Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 13, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    They thought the worst was over with the milkboarding…but then…

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    Vilyehm  almost 5 years ago

    The squinting guy is about ready to drop a chip.

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    You might want to cover your eyes if you can’t stand the sight of crumbs.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The title of this one is Nightmare on EVERY Street.

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    blunebottle  almost 5 years ago

    “I’m coming to get you, my pretties!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Got Milk?

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    You can always count on Santa when the chips are down!!!

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    jbrobo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oh the horror!

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    He needs some milk!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Sssssh! Here he comes, in for the kill….

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Let’s get ready to crumble.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    I always wondered why my dad insisted on leaving out HIS favorite kind of cookies….

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Isn’t this the storybook ending for cookies? It sure beats being drowned in a cup of milk and smashed to bits by a toddler, and then left for dead on the side of the table.

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    JohnFarson19  almost 5 years ago

    “Christmas Eve II: The Night the Cookies DIED”

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    Madzdad the bard  almost 5 years ago

    What the red killer didn’t know was…one was a RAISIN cookie!

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Hey, Santa, my cardiologist said it’s OK to eat the darkest chocolate.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    So “Sesame Street” is a horror TV series.

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    Just when you think it was safe to come out on the plate again.

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    Babs Maloney Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Those poor cookies, they are totally unsuspecting, look at their smiling faces. Someone in the audience needs to yell, “Look out behind you”!

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    SHIVA  almost 5 years ago

    Here comes the goriest scene!!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Cue the musical theme from “Jaws.”

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    yipp_eeee  almost 5 years ago

    Too bad cartoons can’t have a soundtrack. The Jaws theme would be perfect.

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    Jml58  almost 5 years ago

    There were three cookies. One was with raisins. One was gluten free. One was both.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Silent night, crunchy night

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