Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for December 04, 2019

if i said i liked harp music i’d be a liar…

When Paddy McGinty plays the harp ya haven’t a half a chance

When Paddy McGinty plays the harp ya gotta get up and dance.

But there’s more pressure to wear a girly gown.

They sell a book called “Harp playing for dummies”. You have to sell your soul to buy it.

I’d be a lyre if I said it was easy.

My wife is just like an angel… always up in the air harping about something…

I thought we’re all issued a harp, wings, and a halo at the Reception Station!!

And now I’ve stepped in somebody’s chewing gum!

All drummers go to the Other Place….