Pickles by Brian Crane for December 21, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    you’re not helping, Earl

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve found that most vacuums are fake unless you pay up to buy new filters WAY too often.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well that would suck.

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    Sanspareil  almost 5 years ago

    Fake needles abhor a fake vacuum!

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    MayCauseBurns  almost 5 years ago

    I bet it was the cat.

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    it’s a sign that you’re going to need a new fake tree next year!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    A Roomba for the fake needles…

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Nature abhors a fake vacuum.

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    Lynnjav  almost 5 years ago

    An early slogan for Hoover vacuums was “they really suck”

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    ANIMAL  almost 5 years ago

    Once a comedian, ALWAYS a comedian.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Blame the cat as maxpower6969 discovered 5 hours ago

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    DiminishedFirst  almost 5 years ago

    If they had a fake maid it would already be cleaned up

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’m gonna fake concern about this phenomenon.

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    debra4life  almost 5 years ago

    The cat’s probably been at it.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve seen baby elephants do wonders with that kind of work.

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Roscoe might be up in there !!! lol

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    We have the same problem. To be fair, it was a free fake tree, so beggars can’t be choosers and all that.

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    whenlifewassimpler  almost 5 years ago

    We had a big artificial for years and even before the end it never dropped needles. What did kill it was in box in a storage area when we lived in Lousy LV. So had to get a small one for the new place we moved in anyway so got a small one and a beautiful sleigh table that to this day all my friends want my sleigh table LOL

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Just create a perfect vacuum and your troubles will be over as it moves in a conversion wave at light speed altering things to fit that new structure. Life isn’t expected to survive the conversion to the new vacuum paradigm.

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