We had a big artificial for years and even before the end it never dropped needles. What did kill it was in box in a storage area when we lived in Lousy LV. So had to get a small one for the new place we moved in anyway so got a small one and a beautiful sleigh table that to this day all my friends want my sleigh table LOL
Just create a perfect vacuum and your troubles will be over as it moves in a conversion wave at light speed altering things to fit that new structure. Life isn’t expected to survive the conversion to the new vacuum paradigm.
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
you’re not helping, Earl
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
I’ve found that most vacuums are fake unless you pay up to buy new filters WAY too often.
amethyst52 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Well that would suck.
Sanspareil almost 5 years ago
Fake needles abhor a fake vacuum!
MayCauseBurns almost 5 years ago
I bet it was the cat.
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
it’s a sign that you’re going to need a new fake tree next year!
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
A Roomba for the fake needles…
BearsDown Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Nature abhors a fake vacuum.
Lynnjav almost 5 years ago
An early slogan for Hoover vacuums was “they really suck”
ANIMAL almost 5 years ago
Once a comedian, ALWAYS a comedian.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Blame the cat as maxpower6969 discovered 5 hours ago
DiminishedFirst almost 5 years ago
If they had a fake maid it would already be cleaned up
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’m gonna fake concern about this phenomenon.
debra4life almost 5 years ago
The cat’s probably been at it.
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
I’ve seen baby elephants do wonders with that kind of work.
sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Roscoe might be up in there !!! lol
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
We have the same problem. To be fair, it was a free fake tree, so beggars can’t be choosers and all that.
whenlifewassimpler almost 5 years ago
We had a big artificial for years and even before the end it never dropped needles. What did kill it was in box in a storage area when we lived in Lousy LV. So had to get a small one for the new place we moved in anyway so got a small one and a beautiful sleigh table that to this day all my friends want my sleigh table LOL
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Just create a perfect vacuum and your troubles will be over as it moves in a conversion wave at light speed altering things to fit that new structure. Life isn’t expected to survive the conversion to the new vacuum paradigm.