Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for November 27, 2019

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    I see leftovers going into January.

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    MosheWaisberg  almost 5 years ago

    GMO

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Turkey is a great food for dieters….

    Granted, that’s a biiiig turkey…

    But you can only eat so much at one time.

    Compared to beef or pork or even cheese, it’s low fat and high protein.

     

    Sweet potatoes are good for you too, until you candy them….

    The problem will be if the gravy, cranberry sauce, butter, whipped cream and pumpkin pie are on a scale with that turkey.

     

    That said…. it’s good for your physical and mental well being to enjoy yourself now and then.

    I refuse to believe that one piece of pie and a little gravy on Thanksgiving are going to ruin anybody’s life.

    It’s unhealthy and stressful to spend every minute of your life obsessing over your weight, your diet, or even your health….

    or especially over someone else’s.

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    donwalter  almost 5 years ago

    …and who the hell was man enough to kill that bird?

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    That must be Adam? He was certainly the biggest turkey around, or so it appeared.

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    jmcenanly  almost 5 years ago

    Professor Hammond’s company is now in the poultry business?

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    Russell Bedford  almost 5 years ago

    two words….BIG FREEZER

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    Barnabus Blackoak  almost 5 years ago

    turnkey? thats a Roc !

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    David Norton Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The Museum of Natural History is looking for its pterodactyl display….

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    Dsnerker  almost 5 years ago

    Now THAT’S A TURKEY!

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    shamest Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I want to see it in the oven

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    donwestonmysteries  almost 5 years ago

    It least they don’t have to wait for it to defrost. Getting in the oven may be a prob though.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    That is why you rent an extendable construction forklift. It easily lifts the turkey and safely lowers it into the deep fryer. Do not stuff turkeys going into a fryer.

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    Kim Metzger Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A Sisyphean turkey!

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    They finally killed the Turkey who ate Cincinnati? Whew!

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    Eric Klein  almost 5 years ago

    Chernobyl Farm fresh turkey

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    fix-n-fly  almost 5 years ago

    With a turkey that large, you are going to need a bigger oven, or get Roy to dig a hole in the ground and cook it in-ground.

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    Let’s see. A twenty minutes per pound, that’ll take—what— four days to cook?

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    RobinHood  almost 5 years ago

    But can it fly?“As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”A Carlson

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    DaveQuinn  almost 5 years ago

    Turkey soup, turkey casserole, turkey sandwiches, turkey surprise, cold turkey…….

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    craigwestlake  almost 5 years ago

    From the size of that bird the farmer didn’t just use hormones, he used compressed air…

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like a GMO version dinosaur size.

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    Nick Danger  almost 5 years ago

    Chernobyl Farms

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