I see leftovers going into January.
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Turkey is a great food for dieters….
Granted, that’s a biiiig turkey…
But you can only eat so much at one time.
Compared to beef or pork or even cheese, it’s low fat and high protein.
Sweet potatoes are good for you too, until you candy them….
The problem will be if the gravy, cranberry sauce, butter, whipped cream and pumpkin pie are on a scale with that turkey.
That said…. it’s good for your physical and mental well being to enjoy yourself now and then.
I refuse to believe that one piece of pie and a little gravy on Thanksgiving are going to ruin anybody’s life.
It’s unhealthy and stressful to spend every minute of your life obsessing over your weight, your diet, or even your health….
or especially over someone else’s.
…and who the hell was man enough to kill that bird?
That must be Adam? He was certainly the biggest turkey around, or so it appeared.
Professor Hammond’s company is now in the poultry business?
two words….BIG FREEZER
turnkey? thats a Roc !
The Museum of Natural History is looking for its pterodactyl display….
Now THAT’S A TURKEY!
I want to see it in the oven
It least they don’t have to wait for it to defrost. Getting in the oven may be a prob though.
That is why you rent an extendable construction forklift. It easily lifts the turkey and safely lowers it into the deep fryer. Do not stuff turkeys going into a fryer.
A Sisyphean turkey!
They finally killed the Turkey who ate Cincinnati? Whew!
Chernobyl Farm fresh turkey
With a turkey that large, you are going to need a bigger oven, or get Roy to dig a hole in the ground and cook it in-ground.
Let’s see. A twenty minutes per pound, that’ll take—what— four days to cook?
But can it fly?“As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”A Carlson
Turkey soup, turkey casserole, turkey sandwiches, turkey surprise, cold turkey…….
From the size of that bird the farmer didn’t just use hormones, he used compressed air…
Looks like a GMO version dinosaur size.
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allen@home almost 5 years ago
I see leftovers going into January.
MosheWaisberg almost 5 years ago
GMO
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Turkey is a great food for dieters….
Granted, that’s a biiiig turkey…
But you can only eat so much at one time.
Compared to beef or pork or even cheese, it’s low fat and high protein.
Sweet potatoes are good for you too, until you candy them….
The problem will be if the gravy, cranberry sauce, butter, whipped cream and pumpkin pie are on a scale with that turkey.
That said…. it’s good for your physical and mental well being to enjoy yourself now and then.
I refuse to believe that one piece of pie and a little gravy on Thanksgiving are going to ruin anybody’s life.
It’s unhealthy and stressful to spend every minute of your life obsessing over your weight, your diet, or even your health….
or especially over someone else’s.
donwalter almost 5 years ago
…and who the hell was man enough to kill that bird?
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
That must be Adam? He was certainly the biggest turkey around, or so it appeared.
jmcenanly almost 5 years ago
Professor Hammond’s company is now in the poultry business?
Russell Bedford almost 5 years ago
two words….BIG FREEZER
Barnabus Blackoak almost 5 years ago
turnkey? thats a Roc !
David Norton Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The Museum of Natural History is looking for its pterodactyl display….
Dsnerker almost 5 years ago
Now THAT’S A TURKEY!
shamest Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I want to see it in the oven
donwestonmysteries almost 5 years ago
It least they don’t have to wait for it to defrost. Getting in the oven may be a prob though.
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
That is why you rent an extendable construction forklift. It easily lifts the turkey and safely lowers it into the deep fryer. Do not stuff turkeys going into a fryer.
Kim Metzger Premium Member almost 5 years ago
A Sisyphean turkey!
Lee26 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
They finally killed the Turkey who ate Cincinnati? Whew!
Eric Klein almost 5 years ago
Chernobyl Farm fresh turkey
fix-n-fly almost 5 years ago
With a turkey that large, you are going to need a bigger oven, or get Roy to dig a hole in the ground and cook it in-ground.
rshive almost 5 years ago
Let’s see. A twenty minutes per pound, that’ll take—what— four days to cook?
RobinHood almost 5 years ago
But can it fly?“As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”A Carlson
DaveQuinn almost 5 years ago
Turkey soup, turkey casserole, turkey sandwiches, turkey surprise, cold turkey…….
craigwestlake almost 5 years ago
From the size of that bird the farmer didn’t just use hormones, he used compressed air…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Looks like a GMO version dinosaur size.
Nick Danger almost 5 years ago
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