Pluggers by Rick McKee for December 13, 2019

just can’t win against the fashion police

His wife or his mother? :/ (I know, I know…at times, what’s the difference? ;-D)

Hey, this is why he keeps her around. That, and he loves her too, but that’s understood.

But it does not fit right until it is worn and faded ;-)

I have about a zillion shirts in my closet but only wear about four of them. They’re just getting broke in.

It would be the end of life as I know it if I said that about her clothes.

notice how she said “hair”?

I can only remember one time when a GF/wife said something about my clothes and I pointed out that the party we were going to welcomed “hideous” outfits.

I know I’m wearing something she doesn’t like even if it’s new. “ Are you wearing that?”

Left out was “is your zipper up?”

Sweetie and I have an agreement – I’ll change anything she notices as long as we’re in the house. Once I’m out the door, we’re going!

He doesn’t need to comb his hair. The baseball cap will cover it.

And she wears her purple sweatpants and purple sweatshirt.

Considering that I’ve had this on for 2 hours waiting for you to get ready you’re a little late with your derogatory comments.

A plugger always keeps one emergency still in the bag new shirt for when all of the shirts in the closet start looking the same age.

Yeup. That’s us.

“You’re not wearing that are you?”

What’s wrong with it?

“Nothing”

and if your wife asks, ‘does this make my butt look big?’ evidently ‘i refuse to answer on the grounds it might tend to incriminate me’ is not a good reply