He’s hot! That should count for something!!
I hear Natalie Coal is headlining tonight.
Scratch my back, and I’ll light your fire!
This is not a match made in Heaven!
Oh great, a bar that you have to be lit to get in.
he could really use a drink – he’s feeling burnt out…
But I’ve been here before. Can’t you re-ember me?
No smoking allowed.
He would just get sauced in that bar anyway.
So that bouncer stands outside all night….
trying to act like he’s a perfect match for Mr. T…
even though he’s skinny as a stick, and a wooden actor.
Well, the 80’s called….
they want their Embers Only™ jacket back, and all that stupid gold bling….
Be kewl, or they’re gonna get all up in your grill.
That bouncer is a real hothead…
he hadn’t been there in a while, he was just feeling nostalgic and thinking about the smoke from a distant fire…
Bob
Light my fire, light my fire…..a match made in the pit!
Nice but backwards. If he’s on fire, he’s not an ember. It should’ve been a black one with red spots already let in, and one on fire or completely black being rejected.
Don’t be such a brick-et!
He’s lookin’ for someone to light his fire.
This is going to start a flame war.
You don’t want to go in there, every guy there will just make an ash of himself by the end of the night.
Dan Thompson
Nachikethass almost 5 years ago
He’s hot! That should count for something!!
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
I hear Natalie Coal is headlining tonight.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Scratch my back, and I’ll light your fire!
Kind&Kinder almost 5 years ago
This is not a match made in Heaven!
MeanBob Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Oh great, a bar that you have to be lit to get in.
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
he could really use a drink – he’s feeling burnt out…
Chithing Premium Member almost 5 years ago
But I’ve been here before. Can’t you re-ember me?
Radish... almost 5 years ago
No smoking allowed.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
He would just get sauced in that bar anyway.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 5 years ago
So that bouncer stands outside all night….
trying to act like he’s a perfect match for Mr. T…
even though he’s skinny as a stick, and a wooden actor.
Well, the 80’s called….
they want their Embers Only™ jacket back, and all that stupid gold bling….
Be kewl, or they’re gonna get all up in your grill.
J Quest almost 5 years ago
That bouncer is a real hothead…
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
he hadn’t been there in a while, he was just feeling nostalgic and thinking about the smoke from a distant fire…
micromos almost 5 years ago
Bob
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Light my fire, light my fire…..a match made in the pit!
RetFor almost 5 years ago
Nice but backwards. If he’s on fire, he’s not an ember. It should’ve been a black one with red spots already let in, and one on fire or completely black being rejected.
CYGNUS X1 almost 5 years ago
Don’t be such a brick-et!
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
He’s lookin’ for someone to light his fire.
Bill The Nuke almost 5 years ago
This is going to start a flame war.
P51Strega almost 5 years ago
You don’t want to go in there, every guy there will just make an ash of himself by the end of the night.