Wrong Hands by John Atkinson for November 29, 2019

I remember something very similar in one Jack London novel . good idea !

For God’s sake, please bring back ‘Murder She Wrote’ and ‘Columbo’.

John you are way too accurate!

Spot on. Full marks.

Isn’t it more “pick at least 1 from each column?”

I LOVE IT! SPOT ON! BRAVO! (Yes, I know I was shouting but I was excited!)

I’m still going to watch a bunch of them. And haul out both versions of Christmas in Connecticut, watch them again also The Ref and Die Hard.

How about a rich person losing everything in a California wild fire and is forced to live on the streets of San Francisco and while taking a poop by a parking meter discovers the true meaning of Christmas.

Clearly Mr. Atkinson has illegally hacked into Hallmark’s ultra-secret Automated Holiday Movie Scripting Program! For Shame, Sir!

I’d like to shake those formulas up a bit. Some macabre and some Kafka-Lovecraft-Poe-Crowley threads so that they won’t be so easy to identify and plot.

Sir,

As council for “Hallmark Productions” (hereafter referred to as “the injured party”) we demand you take down the aforementioned injured party’s proprietary intellectual property. Should other production companies make use of said property we will be forced to ask for relief from the court.

Yours

J. Indianapolis Smith, ESQ

Makes me wonder, John: How did you ever find time to become such an authority on classic literature when all you’ve been doing is lying around watching Hallmark Christmas movies?