Penicillin
A beverage.
Extra cheese is always nice.
A copy for (YUM) me!
Anchovies. An everything pizza rarely has even them, and he’ll last forever because then, who’d want to eat him?
Pineapple or anchovies.
A pizza stone to make sure his backside stays warm.
A cold frosty beer!
No anchovies, please.
But how do these two stay standing, after they’d been cut into 8 slices?
He’s a crusty old guy!
Parmesan Cheese. And a 2-liter of Diet Sunkist.
Pepperoni causes cancer in California.
alka-seltzer…….
Seems he’s a cut above the rest….
more anchovies…sorry…I really like them.
Why not Pizza Hut or Chuck E. Cheese’s?
First of all, what time do you people wake up? Second, 22 comments already (and good ones!) I add: a little plastic Barbie table, so when he goes in the box, his cheese and toppings are not crushed.
Zantac…
Pineapple
Garlic Knots?
How about mushrooms?
Una bottella di vino!
She’s such a cut-up.
It’s make him feel like a big wheel.
Add chicken to pizza..wooohoo!
nice pepperoni apportionment
Hot Pepper Flakes?
A Beretta APX, better than that pizza cutter.
Another slice of life cartoon.
From what I’ve heard, Williams-Sonoma probably has just the thing you’re not looking for.
A pizza cutter? Is she planning on doing him in?
No olives
Any way you slice it, it’s a problem. Get him one of the nice little white tables.
so Dad’s into self-cutting? He should see someone about that.
Garlic Knots!
Hope he stays off the sauce this holiday!
Got everything, eh? Reminds me of the zen master ordering a hot dog: “Make me one with everything.”
“Big Budda’s Pizza, what’ll ya have?”“Make me one with everything. "
A box to put it all in.
Always Coca Cola (for me, no soda, no pizza)
Anchovy.
i_am_the_jam almost 5 years ago
Penicillin
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
A beverage.
Dirty Dragon almost 5 years ago
Extra cheese is always nice.
santa72404 almost 5 years ago
A copy for (YUM) me!
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Anchovies. An everything pizza rarely has even them, and he’ll last forever because then, who’d want to eat him?
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
Pineapple or anchovies.
Farside99 almost 5 years ago
A pizza stone to make sure his backside stays warm.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
A cold frosty beer!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
No anchovies, please.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
But how do these two stay standing, after they’d been cut into 8 slices?
iggyman almost 5 years ago
He’s a crusty old guy!
Mentor397 almost 5 years ago
Parmesan Cheese. And a 2-liter of Diet Sunkist.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Pepperoni causes cancer in California.
zerotvus almost 5 years ago
alka-seltzer…….
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Seems he’s a cut above the rest….
donwalter almost 5 years ago
more anchovies…sorry…I really like them.
Darryl Heine almost 5 years ago
Why not Pizza Hut or Chuck E. Cheese’s?
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
First of all, what time do you people wake up? Second, 22 comments already (and good ones!) I add: a little plastic Barbie table, so when he goes in the box, his cheese and toppings are not crushed.
J Quest almost 5 years ago
Zantac…
MichaelMcGinnis1 almost 5 years ago
Pineapple
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
Garlic Knots?
flemmingo almost 5 years ago
How about mushrooms?
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
Una bottella di vino!
davanden almost 5 years ago
She’s such a cut-up.
uniquename almost 5 years ago
It’s make him feel like a big wheel.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
Add chicken to pizza..wooohoo!
KEA almost 5 years ago
nice pepperoni apportionment
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Hot Pepper Flakes?
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
A Beretta APX, better than that pizza cutter.
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
Another slice of life cartoon.
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
From what I’ve heard, Williams-Sonoma probably has just the thing you’re not looking for.
Bilan almost 5 years ago
A pizza cutter? Is she planning on doing him in?
Plods with ...™ almost 5 years ago
No olives
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Any way you slice it, it’s a problem. Get him one of the nice little white tables.
Smitty almost 5 years ago
so Dad’s into self-cutting? He should see someone about that.
RabbitDad almost 5 years ago
Garlic Knots!
iggyman almost 5 years ago
Hope he stays off the sauce this holiday!
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Got everything, eh? Reminds me of the zen master ordering a hot dog: “Make me one with everything.”
SavannahJim Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Big Budda’s Pizza, what’ll ya have?”“Make me one with everything. "
danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
A box to put it all in.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Always Coca Cola (for me, no soda, no pizza)
Aussie Down Under almost 5 years ago
Anchovy.