The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 23, 2019

  1. New jaguar anim 200x200
    i_am_the_jam  almost 5 years ago

    Penicillin

     •  Reply
  2. 654px red eyed tree frog   litoria chloris edit1
    Superfrog  almost 5 years ago

    A beverage.

     •  Reply
  3. Cicada avatar
    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    Extra cheese is always nice.

     •  Reply
  4. Edwin photo 2
    santa72404  almost 5 years ago

    A copy for (YUM) me!

     •  Reply
  5. Step 1
    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Anchovies. An everything pizza rarely has even them, and he’ll last forever because then, who’d want to eat him?

     •  Reply
  6. Louis2
    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    Pineapple or anchovies.

     •  Reply
  7. Don martin 1
    Farside99  almost 5 years ago

    A pizza stone to make sure his backside stays warm.

     •  Reply
  8. Avatar2
    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A cold frosty beer!

     •  Reply
  9. Major matt mason315
    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    No anchovies, please.

     •  Reply
  10. Png image 10
    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    But how do these two stay standing, after they’d been cut into 8 slices?

     •  Reply
  11. Mrpeabodyboysherman
    iggyman  almost 5 years ago

    He’s a crusty old guy!

     •  Reply
  12. Calvplay   2
    Mentor397  almost 5 years ago

    Parmesan Cheese. And a 2-liter of Diet Sunkist.

     •  Reply
  13. Nowyoulisten
    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Pepperoni causes cancer in California.

     •  Reply
  14. Zero
    zerotvus  almost 5 years ago

    alka-seltzer…….

     •  Reply
  15. Photo 1501706362039 c06b2d715385
    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Seems he’s a cut above the rest….

     •  Reply
  16. Missing large
    donwalter  almost 5 years ago

    more anchovies…sorry…I really like them.

     •  Reply
  17. Snoopy
    Darryl Heine  almost 5 years ago

    Why not Pizza Hut or Chuck E. Cheese’s?

     •  Reply
  18. Dsc 0101
    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    First of all, what time do you people wake up? Second, 22 comments already (and good ones!) I add: a little plastic Barbie table, so when he goes in the box, his cheese and toppings are not crushed.

     •  Reply
  19. Wallpapers jonny quest 1024x768
    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Zantac…

     •  Reply
  20. Photo
    MichaelMcGinnis1  almost 5 years ago

    Pineapple

     •  Reply
  21. 2006 afl collingwood
    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    Garlic Knots?

     •  Reply
  22. Avatar92
    flemmingo  almost 5 years ago

    How about mushrooms?

     •  Reply
  23. Atheism 007
    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Una bottella di vino!

     •  Reply
  24. Missing large
    davanden  almost 5 years ago

    She’s such a cut-up.

     •  Reply
  25. Missing large
    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    It’s make him feel like a big wheel.

     •  Reply
  26. Irish  1
    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Add chicken to pizza..wooohoo!

     •  Reply
  27. 689 6897683 blue rebel alliance logo png transparent png
    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    nice pepperoni apportionment

     •  Reply
  28. Img 1610
    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hot Pepper Flakes?

     •  Reply
  29. 4096749862 867f82c19d
    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    A Beretta APX, better than that pizza cutter.

     •  Reply
  30. Facepalm bear 2
    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    Another slice of life cartoon.

     •  Reply
  31. Calvin   hobbes   playtime in snow avatar flipped
    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    From what I’ve heard, Williams-Sonoma probably has just the thing you’re not looking for.

     •  Reply
  32. Bluedog
    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    A pizza cutter? Is she planning on doing him in?

     •  Reply
  33. 5f3a242a feac 42cc b507 b6590d3039f7
    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    No olives

     •  Reply
  34. Missing large
    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Any way you slice it, it’s a problem. Get him one of the nice little white tables.

     •  Reply
  35. Bucky01
    Smitty  almost 5 years ago

    so Dad’s into self-cutting? He should see someone about that.

     •  Reply
  36. Bunway
    RabbitDad  almost 5 years ago

    Garlic Knots!

     •  Reply
  37. Mrpeabodyboysherman
    iggyman  almost 5 years ago

    Hope he stays off the sauce this holiday!

     •  Reply
  38. Plsa button
    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Got everything, eh? Reminds me of the zen master ordering a hot dog: “Make me one with everything.”

     •  Reply
  39. Misty morning
    SavannahJim Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Big Budda’s Pizza, what’ll ya have?”“Make me one with everything. "

     •  Reply
  40. Taz by abovetheflames
    danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A box to put it all in.

     •  Reply
  41. Cattitude and doggonit avatar
    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Always Coca Cola (for me, no soda, no pizza)

     •  Reply
  42. Hold still i gotcha homie 28918 1250050600 0
    Aussie Down Under  almost 5 years ago

    Anchovy.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From The Argyle Sweater