Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 10, 2019

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    Averagemoe  about 5 years ago

    What was that? I was watching Phoebe’s tail change color. It might be starting to flicker out.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  about 5 years ago

    Hopefully the SCWAFFINS won’t start electrocuting you if you don’t do the exercise it wants you to do.

    (Anyone who’s read that “DreamBody” story on r/nosleep will get my reference.)

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    Before I was hired on at a grocery store, I rarely had my daily ten thousand. Now that I was hired on and walking all over the place gathering carts, gathering trash, putting back “go-backs”, I get my daily ten thousand plus some extra steps.

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    codycab  about 5 years ago

    Sorry if Phoebe is not a robot, Marigold.

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    mistie710  about 5 years ago

    SCWAFFINS: You.. Will.. Be.. Assimilated…

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 5 years ago

    “When the meter says 10,000, I’ll pat you on the head and say ‘Good job’.”

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    Synnastyr Kuhr  about 5 years ago

    Work in a warehouse Marigold. If large enough 10,000 steps isn’t anything.

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    cocavan11  about 5 years ago

    250 steps isn’t divisible by 4 (4 hooves), so it’s a theoretical goal; otherwise, Marigold Heavenly Nostrils would be stymied after the 248th step. We’re approaching a dramatic moment. Perhaps Marigold will just forge ahead past the 252nd step and then on to the 10,000th step.

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    craigwestlake  about 5 years ago

    Twinkle, twinkle, little tail; if you were wider you’d be a sail…

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    asrialfeeple  about 5 years ago

    Phoebe’s tail seems to have been recharged.

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