Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 28, 1988
Transcript:
The world famous surgeon stands looking at an x-ray.<BR><BR> Snoopy sits atop his doghouse next to Woodstock reading a letter. He thinks, "Hmm.."<BR><BR> He reads the letter and thinks, "Dear Snoopy, recently you avoided having knee surgery by claiming that dogs don't have knees..."<BR><BR> He continues, "As a physician, I must tell you that dogs do indeed have knees...."<BR><BR> Woodstock starts reading and chirps as Snoopy continues to think ,"Dear doctor, if you insist on promoting this insanity, we shall be forced to sue you for malpractice!"<BR><BR> He continues, "Dogs don't have knees and fish don't have feet!"<BR><BR> Snoopy smiles as Woodstock starts to laugh.<BR><BR> Snoopy spreads his hands and thinks, "Ducks don't have thumbs, worms don't have arms, and cats don't have brains!!"<BR><BR> Woodstock and Snoopy start lauging loudly. They fall off the doghouse.<BR><BR> Dazed, they lie on the ground. Snoopy thinks, "P.S., if you really are a good doctor, you'll send us something for a headache...."<BR><BR>
LadyBlanc about 11 years ago
Good thing World War II (the 2,000 pound gulley cat next door) didn’t hear that!
empireatwar over 7 years ago
It was referring to the time Snoopy went to the hospital in late November 1987, after a waitress bumped him at the ice arena (Snoopy thought that he was hit by hockey legend Wayne Gretzky).