Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for January 21, 2023

Cheaper By The Dozen?

Not sure that there exists a jury that would convict Mom.

How he survived after two is a miracle.

When we were first married, my wife said she wanted a dozen kids.

I said, “OK…”

After the first one came, she said six was a good number.

I said, “OK…”

After the second one came, she said that two was a good number.

I said, “Whatever you say, dear…”