Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 15, 1988

Transcript:

Lydia and Linus sit at their school desks. Lydia says, "Today I'm calling myself Ophelia . ." Linus asks, "Why don't you call yourself a taxi?"<BR><BR> Linus says, "It's an old joke . . Did you get it?"<BR><BR> Lydia asks, "Speaking of old . . Aren't you kind of old for me?" Linus puts his head in his hands and shouts, "I can't stand it!"<BR><BR>