The Knight Life by Keith Knight for February 26, 2021
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KK: did you know that cigarets butts make up 30 % of all litter? Dex: Not one of this e butts was ever a piggy smalls!! Dex: Smokers of piggy smalls can redeem their butts for fabulous prizes from this catalog!! KK: 500 butts earns you an iron lung, Dex: 20 butts gets you yellow teeth!!
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wow! I won’t even have to buy yellowing strips!
mattro65 over 3 years ago
The iron lung isn’t too much but the oxygen tanks are 100,000 butts each.
Bruce1253 over 3 years ago
Go to a nursing home sometime and watch the people on the smokers bench sucking on their smokes through the trach tube in their throat.
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Save your butts, and lungs, don’t smoke, and if you do, stop.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 3 years ago
I started rolling my own when it hit $2/pack. I empty the butt back into the pouch so the waste is less than a square inch of thin paper that wads to about bb size. Yes I know it’s less than healthy to shove burning weeds in my face. It’s a mild tranc. The prescription ones would kill my liver anyway & I’d rather kill that with rotted grapes or barley & hops.